“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.” ― Johnny Carson
Sometimes you only need 4 letters. Get to the point and say it.
Card | Valentine | Only F*cking Goddess
Card | Thank You | You're the Sh*t
Card | Sober AF
Card | Miss You | Protecting Citizens | Military Deployment Card
Magnet | Tough AF
Card | Miss You | Things Are Sh*t Miss Your Face
Card | Love | F*ckin' Love You | Mini
Card | Love | I F*cking Love Your Face
Card | Home | New Neighbors Aren't @$$holes
Card | Encourage | Life is Tough You're Tougher
Card | Empathy | Sh*t Days You've Made it Through All of Them
Card | Congrats on Making it Out of the Sh*t Show
Card | Cancer | To-Do Kick Cancer's @$$
Card | Cancer | Seriously, F*ck Cancer
Card | Cancer is an @$$hole
Card | Cancer | Dear Cancer Go F*ck Yourself | Pink
Card | Wedding | Marry You So F*cking Hard
Card | Infertility Sucks @$$
Card | IVF | Bad @$$ Shots
Card | Encourage | Tough AF
Card | Valentine | Can't Fit What I Want Candy Heart
Card | Valentine | Candy Hearts and Cupid
Card | Valentine | Tiger King Carole Baskin
Card | Valentine | F*ck Valentines Day